Disc 01
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30 mins
1/21/2004
1.
Samuel Jackson Beers
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Dave runs for office and offers a look at life in slow motion. Dave also plays Samuel L Jackson in a beer commercial, and co-commentates on the first-ever "Racial Draft."
Writer:
Dave Chappelle
/ Neal Brennan
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Guest starring:
Bill Burr (Draft Commentator), GZA (Himself), The RZA (Himself)
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30 mins
1/28/2004
2.
The Niggar Family
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Dave looks at what it would be like to have a black version of watermelon-smashing comedian Gallagher. Paul Mooney plays "Negrodamus" and Dave plays Calvin, who gets a job at WacArnolds. Also featuring music performer DMX.
Writer:
Dave Chappelle
/ Neal Brennan
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Guest starring:
DMX
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30 mins
2/4/2004
3.
White People Can't Dance
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Dave Chappelle examines the age-old myth about white people's inability to dance. Dave tries out a new sleep aid. The Three Daves: A retrospective look at Dave at age 18, 24 and 30.
Writer:
Dave Chappelle
/ Neal Brennan
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Guest starring:
John Mayer, Quest Love, Sam Lasater, Ahmir-Khalib Thompson
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30 mins
2/11/2004
4.
Rick James in True Hollywood Stories
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Dave unveils the Love Contract and offers up the True Hollywood Story of actor Charlie Murphy, along with musical guest Ludacris.
Writer:
Dave Chappelle
/ Neal Brennan
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Guest starring:
Ludacris, Rick James
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30 mins
2/18/2004
5.
True Hollywood Stories featuring Prince; Negrodamus
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Paul Mooney provides answers about the mysteries of life as "Negrodamus." "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story" focuses on Prince, as he takes to the basketball court. Also featuring musical guest Cee-Lo.
Writer:
Dave Chappelle
/ Neal Brennan
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Guest starring:
Cee-Lo
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30 mins
2/25/2004
6.
Lil' Jon; Sleazy Internet in Real Life
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Dave examines what the daily life of rapper Lil John might be like and tries to imagine how the internet would look if it was an actual place. Also featuring musical guest Anthony Hamilton.
Writer:
Dave Chappelle
/ Neal Brennan
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30 mins
3/3/2004
7.
World Series of Dice
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Dave and his friends have a mishap at the drive-thru. A look at the World Series of Dice. Also featuring musical guests Common and Kanye West.
Writer:
Dave Chappelle
/ Neal Brennan
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Guest starring:
Eddie Griffin, Common, Kanye West
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30 mins
3/10/2004
8.
I Know Black People; When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong
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Dave hosts the game show "I Know Black People" and offers up another look at "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong." Also featuring musical performer Erykah Badu.
Writer:
Dave Chappelle
/ Neal Brennan
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Guest starring:
Erykah Badu
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30 mins
3/24/2004
9.
Oprah's Baby's Daddy; O.J. Simpson Jury
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Dave thinks Oprah is pregant with his child. Dave also goes into his experience as a member of the O.J. Simpson trial jury. Also featuring musical guest Wyclef.
Writer:
Dave Chappelle
/ Neal Brennan
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Guest starring:
Wyclef Jean
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30 mins
3/25/2004
10.
Making da Band; Kneehigh Park
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Dave takes a closer look at the P. Diddy-produced reality television show called "Making Da Band" and introduces a new children's show called "Kneehigh Park." Also featuring musical guests Snoop Dogg, and Wyclef and Q-Tip.
Writer:
Dave Chappelle
/ Neal Brennan
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Guest starring:
Snoop Dogg, Q-Tip, Wyclef Jean
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30 mins
3/31/2004
11.
Nelson Mandela's Boot Camp for Teens; World Where Everyone is Gay
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Dave introduces skits that were too crazy to make the cut, including footage of a trip to the Nelson Mandela bootcamp for teenagers. Dave also imagines what it would be like if the whole world was gay. Also featuring musical guests Kanye West and Mos Def.
Writer:
Dave Chappelle
/ Neal Brennan
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Guest starring:
Kanye West, Mos Def
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30 mins
4/7/2004
12.
Bonus Features
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Dave quits his show at Comedy Central and is promptly replaced by comedian Wayne Brady. Dave returns as crackhead Tyrone Biggums, who appears as a guest on "Fear Factor." Dave also hangs out with Wayne Brady, who proves to be unexpectedly menacing. Also featuring music performer Talib Kweli.
Writer:
Dave Chappelle
/ Neal Brennan
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Guest starring:
Wayne Brady, Joe Rogan, Talib Kwali, Nick Cannon, Big Boi, Jessi Klein
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