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30 mins
9/29/1983
1.
Power Play
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The regular gang finds Sam and Diane's romance hard to believe, a view apparently shared by Diane, who throws Sam out of her apartment after only five minutes.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Glen Charles
/ Les Charles
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Guest starring:
Paul Vaughn
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30 mins
10/13/1983
2.
Little Sister Don't Cha
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Carla goes on a maternity leave and is replaced by her supposedly shy and innocent sister.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Heide Perlman
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Guest starring:
Rhea Perlman, Paul Vaughn, Paul Willson, Jerry Prell
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30 mins
10/20/1983
3.
Personal Business
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Diane, angry at the implication that she couldn't hold a job anywhere but Cheers, leaves for better position and Norm leaves Vera.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Tom Reeder
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Guest starring:
Tony Brafa, James Ingersoll, Patrick Stack
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30 mins
10/27/1983
4.
Homicidal Ham
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Andy, the ex-con Sam arranged as a blind date for Diane, returns to Cheers to show off his acting ability.
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30 mins
11/3/1983
5.
Sumner's Return
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Diane's intellectual former fiance returns to reclaim her and puts Sam into an anxiety attack when he tries to measure up by reading Tolstoy.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Michael J. Weithorn
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Guest starring:
Michael McGuire
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30 mins
11/10/1983
6.
Affairs of the Heart
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Carla rejects a man interested in her romantically, convinced that he must have some ""fatal flaw"" to find her attractive.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Heide Perlman
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Guest starring:
Don Amendolia
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30 mins
11/17/1983
7.
Old Flames
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Sam's old buddy Dave Richards bets Sam he can break up his romance with Diane within 24 hours and it looks like a sure thing when Diane learns he still has his little black book.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
David Angell
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Guest starring:
Fred Dryer, Elizabeth McIvor
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30 mins
11/24/1983
8.
Manager Coach
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Coach becomes a slave driver when he's put in charge of Little League team.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Earl Pomerantz
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Guest starring:
Herb Mitchell, Elliott Scott, Corey Feldman, Martin Davis
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30 mins
12/1/1983
9.
They Called Me Mayday
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Sam and Diane go to work after Dick Cavett suggests that Sam's autobiography might sell and Norm confronts an old flame of Vera's who's interested in her again.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
David Angell
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Guest starring:
Walter Olkewicz, Ed Quinlan, Dick Cavett
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30 mins
12/8/1983
10.
How Do I Love Thee, Let Me Call You Back
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Sam casually tells Diane he loves her and sends her deep into an introspective analysis of their relationship.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Earl Pomerantz
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Guest starring:
Kevin Rooney, Gerald Berns
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30 mins
12/15/1983
11.
Just Three Friends
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Diane is at first incredulous then furious when it becomes apparent that Sam and her old school chum find each other very attractive.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
David Lloyd
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Guest starring:
Markie Post
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30 mins
12/22/1983
12.
Where There's a Will
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Sam lets a dying man tend bar just for fun, but the man leaves the bar patrons $100,000 in a paper napkin will.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Nick Arnold
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Guest starring:
George Gaynes, Tim Cunningham, Elizabeth Hill, Jacqueline Cassell
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30 mins
1/5/1984
13.
Battle of the Exes
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Not wanting to appear lonely and dateless whilst going to her ex-husband Nick's wedding ceremony to blonde bimbo Loretta, Carla asks Sam to accompany her.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Sam Simon
/ Ken Estin
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Guest starring:
Allen Williams, Jacqueline Cassel
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30 mins
1/12/1984
14.
No Help Wanted
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Sam regrets asking Norm to do his taxes when the out of work accountant comes up with a five figure refund.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Max Tash
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Guest starring:
Barbara Horan, Russ Marin, Steve Gianellli, Hal Ralston
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30 mins
1/19/1984
15.
And Coachie Makes Three
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Sam and Diane want to spend some time alone together, but the lonely Coach keeps joining them, not realising he is spoiling things for them. Rather than hurt his feelings by asking him not to bother them, Sam and Diane decide to set him up with a woman so they will be left in piece.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Heide Perlman
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Guest starring:
Eve Roberts, Milda Dacys, Robyn Peterson
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30 mins
1/26/1984
16.
Cliff's Rocky Moment
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Cliff's know-it-all attitude finally gets him into a fight with another patron.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
David Lloyd
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Guest starring:
Peter Iacangelo, Sam Scarber, Elizabeth Hill
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30 mins
2/2/1984
17.
Fortune and Men's Weight
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Coach is conned into buying an old scale which also prints out fortunes, and the Cheers gang each see their fortunes - except for Diane, who thinks it is all a load of rubbish. Meanwhile, Norm and Vera make progress in their relationship.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Heide Perlman
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Guest starring:
Alan Fine, Charles Champion
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30 mins
2/9/1984
18.
Snow Job
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Sam lies to Diane about the weekend he has planned chasing snow bunnies in Vermont.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
David Angell
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Guest starring:
James Callery, Gary Gershaw
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30 mins
2/16/1984
19.
Coach Buries a Grudge
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An old friend of Coach has died and Coach decides to hold a memorial to him in the bar, inviting all their old friends. But then Coach discovers his late friend made a pass at his late wife.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
David Lloyd
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Guest starring:
Fred Carney, Arthur Lessac, Don Bekley, Jack O'Leary, Bob Lobel
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30 mins
2/23/1984
20.
Norman's Conquest
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The regulars push Norm into pursuing an attractive new client who seems to be interested in him.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Lissa Levin
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Guest starring:
Anne Schedeen
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30 mins
5/3/1984
21.
I'll Be Seeing You (1)
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Sam commissions a portrait of Diane from an artist so obnoxious that he soon forbids Diane to continue posing for him, an order Diane won't accept.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Glen Charles
/ Les Charles
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Guest starring:
Christopher Lloyd, Christopher Carroll
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30 mins
5/10/1984
22.
I'll Be Seeing You (2)
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Sam commissions a portrait of Diane from an artist so obnoxious that he soon forbids Diane to continue posing for him, an order Diane won't accept.
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Director:
James Burrows
Writer:
Glen Charles
/ Les Charles
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Guest starring:
Christopher Lloyd, Christopher Carroll
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