Disc 01
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30 mins
8/23/1998
1.
Lard of the Dance
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Homer and Bart try to make money by selling used grease. Meanwhile, Lisa organizes a school dance but feels alienated when a new classmate and her friends try to act like adults.
Director:
Dominic Polcino
Writer:
Jane O'Brien
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Guest starring:
Lisa Kudrow
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30 mins
9/20/1998
2.
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
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A midlife crisis prompts Homer to quit his job and become an inventor.
Director:
Mark Kirkland
Writer:
John Swartzwelder
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Guest starring:
William Daniels
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30 mins
9/27/1998
3.
Bart the Mother
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Under Nelson's bad influence, Bart shoots a bird with a BB gun. Stricken with remorse, he tries to nurture the eggs from the bird's nest, which hatch into a species of lizard outlawed in Springfield.
Director:
Steven Dean Moore
Writer:
David X. Cohen
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30 mins
10/25/1998
4.
Treehouse of Horror IX
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In "Hell Toupée," Snake is sent to the electric chair, and his hair is transplanted onto Homer. In "The Terror of Tiny Toon," Bart and Lisa become cartoon characters in an episode of Itchy & Scratchy. In "Starship Poopers," a growth spurt casts doubt on Maggie's paternity, and the family goes on the Jerry Springer show.
Director:
Steven Dean Moore
Writer:
Larry Doyle
/ Donick Cary
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Guest starring:
Ed McMahon, Regis Philbin, Jerry Springer, Robert Englund
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30 mins
11/8/1998
5.
D'oh-in' in the Wind
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After a chance encounter with Hollywood celebrities secretly living in Springfield, Homer becomes their friend and gofer... until he spills the beans to the gang at Moe's.
Director:
Pete Michels
Writer:
Richard Appel
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Guest starring:
Kim Basinger, Alec Baldwin, Brian Grazer,
Ron Howard
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30 mins
11/15/1998
6.
Lisa Gets an "A"
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In a quest to learn Homer's middle name, Homer and Grandpa travel to his mother's old commune, where Homer embraces the hippie life.
Director:
Mark Kirkland
/ Matthew Nastuk
Writer:
Donick Cary
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Guest starring:
George Carlin,
Martin Mull
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30 mins
11/22/1998
7.
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"
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Stuck at home with a cold, Lisa gets addicted to a video game and neglects her homework. Her A+++ on a test wins the school a grant, but when she confesses that she cheated, Skinner covers it up. Meanwhile, Homer raises a lobster.
Director:
Bob Anderson
Writer:
Ian Maxtone-Graham
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30 mins
12/6/1998
8.
Mayored to the Mob
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When Grandpa needs a new kidney, Homer agrees to donate one, but then chickens out.
Director:
Mike B. Anderson
Writer:
John Swartzwelder
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30 mins
12/20/1998
9.
Viva Ned Flanders
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After a riot at a sci-fi convention, Mayor Quimby hires Homer as his bodyguard, and Homer witnesses the rampant corruption in town politics. When Homer takes a stand, he runs afoul of the Springfield mafia.
Director:
Swinton O. Scott III
Writer:
Ron Hauge
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Guest starring:
Dan Castellaneta
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30 mins
1/10/1999
10.
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
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When clean-living Ned Flanders wants to experience a new side of life, Homer takes him to Las Vegas. After a drunken binge, they marry a pair of cocktail waitresses.
Director:
Neil Affleck
Writer:
David M. Stern
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Guest starring:
The Moody Blues
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30 mins
1/17/1999
11.
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
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Scapegoated for the vandalism of drunken Isotopes fans, the children of Springfield wage war on the adults by broadcasting their secrets on the radio.
Director:
Mark Ervin
Writer:
Larry Doyle
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Guest starring:
Cyndi Lauper
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30 mins
1/31/1999
12.
Homer to the Max
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Homer and his friends charter a bus to the Super Bowl, only to find that their tickets are fake. Misadventures ensue.
Director:
Steven Dean Moore
Writer:
Tom Martin
/ Mike Scully
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Guest starring:
Troy Aikman, Roosevelt Grier, Dan Marino, Rupert Murdoch, Dolly Parton, Pat Summerall, Fred Willard, John Madden
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30 mins
2/7/1999
13.
I'm With Cupid
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A new TV series features a suave and debonair character named Homer Simpson. Homer capitalizes on his new namesake, until the character is rewritten to be a bumbling fool. Trying to recapture the positive attention he enjoyed, Homer changes his name to "Max Power."
Director:
Pete Michels
Writer:
John Swartzwelder
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Guest starring:
Ed Begley Jr.
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30 mins
2/14/1999
14.
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"
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Apu is making the husbands of Springfield look bad with his extravagent Valentine's Day efforts for Manjula. When the men try to sabotage Apu's grand gesture, they accidentally wind up benefiting from it.
Director:
Bob Anderson
Writer:
Dan Greaney
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Guest starring:
Elton John
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30 mins
2/21/1999
15.
Make Room for Lisa
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A new Canyonero SUV turns timid Marge into an aggressive driver, and her road rage lands her in traffic school. But when a stampede occurs at the zoo, the town looks to Marge to save the day.
Director:
Mark Kirkland
Writer:
David M. Stern
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Guest starring:
Hank Williams Jr., John Kassir
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30 mins
2/28/1999
16.
Maximum Homerdrive
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Indebted from a mishap at the Smithsonian, Homer lets a cell phone company put a transmitter in the house. Forced to share a room with Bart, Lisa resents Homer until a New Age experience gives her empathy.
Director:
Matthew Nastuk
Writer:
Brian Scully
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30 mins
3/28/1999
17.
Simpsons Bible Stories
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After beating Homer in a steak-eating competition, a trucker dies; Homer and Bart take over his rig to complete his shipment.
Director:
Swinton O. Scott III
Writer:
John Swartzwelder
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30 mins
4/4/1999
18.
Mom and Pop Art
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When Reverend Lovejoy subjects the congregation to an extended Bible reading, the Simpsons fall asleep and have dreams based on Bible stories.
Director:
Nancy Kruse
Writer:
Larry Doyle
/ Tim Long
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30 mins
4/11/1999
19.
The Old Man and The "C" Student
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Homer's failed do-it-yourself project gets mistaken for "outsider art." Suddenly in the limelight, Homer must come up with new "works" to impress the art world.
Director:
Steven Dean Moore
Writer:
Al Jean
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Guest starring:
Jasper Johns, Isabella Rossellini
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30 mins
4/25/1999
20.
Monty Can't Buy Me Love
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When Bart ruins Springfield's chance to host the Olympics, the kids are sentenced to community service work at the retirement home. To help the residents recapture their youth, Bart takes them on an ill-fated boat ride.
Director:
Mark Kirkland
Writer:
Julie Thacker
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Guest starring:
Jack La Lanne
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30 mins
5/2/1999
21.
They Saved Lisa's Brain
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A new mogul wins the hearts of the townspeople with a shower of cash. Jealous, Mr. Burns asks Homer to help make him a beloved billionaire too, and they hatch a plan to bring the Loch Ness Monster to Springfield.
Director:
Mark Ervin
Writer:
John Swartzwelder
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Guest starring:
Michael McKean
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30 mins
5/9/1999
22.
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
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Mayor Quimby flees Springfield, leaving the town chapter of Mensa in charge. As the group's new power goes to their heads, they take their utopian plans too far and the townspeople revolt.
Director:
Pete Michels
Writer:
Matt Selman
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Guest starring:
Stephen Hawking
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