The Defenders of the Earth accept their limitations. The Decepticon Soundwave discovers he’s a little dated. Shout On and Shout Off with The Shouter. People can lose at The Game of Life. Governor Schwarzenegger investigates the illegal immigration issue with Speedy Gonzales and Dora the Explorer.

The Myth Busters team tackles masturbation myths. G-Force’s Tiny needs to shed a few pounds. Popeye’s friends hold an intervention over his addiction to spinach. Godzilla takes a rookie out for a Training Day. Tablesmasher attempts to defeat The Council of Evil Tables. Dirty Harry deals with a punk that does feel lucky. After retirement, Bob Barker handles the neutering personally.

Randy experiences cross-dressing and death in The Worst Halloween. The crew of Battlestar Galactica defeats the FCC threat. Dick Tracy earns his name. Behold, the newest adventure of Turbo Teen. M.A.S.K.’s Matt Tracker takes a bride.

Law & Order gets chicken; a Gremlin under the supervision of President Bush wreaks havoc; Jesus confronts his virginity; Smokey the Bear recalls his namesake; Stan Lee and Pam Anderson dish super gossip.

Ted Kennedy and Jenna Jameson battle celebrities in politics and porn! Link's looking for a decent reward from Princess Zelda. The Homeless Airlines sort of take flight. Learn whatever happened to the micro machines man. Skeletor's latest plot against Eternia and He-Man goes a little too well.

Another black man in a Fat Suit movie. Big Jim tries to score. A cat in a hat has his way with the family pet and the kids need to get lost. When Snarf kicks it, Mumm-Ra sees his chance to destroy the Thundercats as Lion-O's new nanny.

The dinosaurs face their Armageddon. Barbie and a brat go head-to-head on MTVs Exposed. What happens on Tuesday when Wimpy has to pay for his burgers? Greatest American hero or greatest American nerd? Find out how infinite wealth has affected Richie Rich's teenage years.

An alien invasion isn't quite what it seems. Haunted houses are common, but not one with THIS kind of ghost! Can Bob the Builder take on the mafia? Probably. "Inside the Battlefield" revisits G.I. Joe's and Cobra's battle of the Weather Dominator, twenty years later.

Our PS3 Contest winner gets what's coming to him. Mr. Rogers is turning Japanese. Spawn faces Malebolgia with his one true skill - fiddling. Fonzie takes care of Cha-Chi the best he can in The Pursuit of Happy Days. Iron Man's feet become his greatest weakness. VH1's "Top 100 Final Episodes" features the end of Mork & Mindy, Love Boat and more.

Move over House, it's your cousin, Condo! Empire Strikes Back's Lando Calrissian led our heroes into a dinnertime trap with Darth Vader, and hilarity's the main course! In the spirit of 300 comes 1776. Michael Moore uncovers whatever happened to the girls' toys of yesteryear.

The Michelin Man helps out...with his life! Crystar, the Crystal Warrior, gets smoked! Thelma and Louise regret their suicidal ways. The Maytag Repairman's life REALLY sucks. The Laff-A-Lympics gang face their darkest games ever: Munich, 1972.

The Kool-Aid Man quenches some inconvenient thirsts. The mystery of why Enyclopedia Brown's parents aren't getting along. What new real will D&D's Venger conquer next? Wonder Woman reveal her revealing arch-enemy. Celebrities are drunk, but that's not why they go to rehab - they go to conquer the world! (Or something.)

Never seek the help of She-Ra when she's in her period! Danny and the gang from Grease are building a new sex machine. The intensive Care Bears care more than their HMO will allow. The E.T. video game almost killed Atari and it's next target is you. Nobody in Smurf village ever expected the dam to break.

Dracula fights back, 24 style! Superman picks the wrong pet sitter. Vehicle Voltron takes their sweet time, and the results aren't pretty. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Pac-Mantrix is; you have to see it for yourself. Kevin Shinick finally gets even with that bitch, and we don't mean Carmen Sandiego. Pinhead and the other Cenobites join the Girls Gone Wild franchise.

Conan tells us "What is Best in Life" with a song. The Nerds find out Revenge comes with a price. President Jenna Bush trades the Oil Crisis for the Corn Crisis. The "Saved By The Bell" kids meet Jigsaw from "Saw," and Screech will never be the same. The Borg track the Enterprise to its hiding place...Las Vegas' "Star Trek Experience".

Sylar gets a new power in a Heroes parody. Mr. Magoo gets Laser Eye Surgery. Tarzan learns that not everything humans can teach him are as good as Jane's boobs. When Paris Hilton was stuck in prison, it was up to Nicole Richie to stage a "Prison Break."

Vic Mackey from "The Shield" switches places with the Fantastic Four's Thing and it's funny. Cowboys on a cattle drive have it bad in biblical proportions. Bronson Pinchot and Ludacris star in the off-Broadway production of "Don't Be Ridiculous". Fraggle Rock meets Watership Down when the Fraggles are forced out of their home and onto a desperate hunt for survival.

Diggers have Dug their own grave, Dig Dug-style, ya dig? You've never seen a Vegas crime caper like "Ocean's Thirty-Eight." The government tries to contain an outbreak of cooties. Teenagers are exposed to movie trailers, but they're not exactly watching the screen.

The latest Japanese commercial for a yeast infection cream needs a famous pitch-woman. The enemies of America are on the run as President Bush becomes Captain Texas! If only the Kryptonian's had watched Jor-El's Inconvenient Kryptonian Truth. Sir Mix-A-Lot knows what King Arthur needs! A Glo Worm saves the day when a blackout strikes. We dedicate the season to the staff we've lost....and killed.