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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/21/2009
1.
818-JKLPUZO
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Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Mark Roberts
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Will Sasso, Eddie Van Halen
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/28/2009
2.
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
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When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/5/2009
3.
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
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Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/12/2009
4.
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
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Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/19/2009
5.
For the Sake of the Child
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Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/2/2009
6.
Give Me Your Thumb
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Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/9/2009
7.
Untainted by Filth
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Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/16/2009
8.
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
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While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/23/2009
9.
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/7/2009
10.
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
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Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Chuck Lorre
/ Jim Patterson
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Guest starring:
Jennifer Taylo, Jeanette O'Connor, Judith Drake
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/15/2009
11.
Warning, It's Dirty
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Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Mark Roberts
/ Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Carl Reiner
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/11/2010
12.
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/18/2010
13.
Yay, No Polyps!
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Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/1/2010
14.
Crude and Uncalled For (1)
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Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/8/2010
15.
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
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Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/1/2010
16.
Tinkle Like a Princess
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Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/8/2010
17.
I Found Your Moustache
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Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/22/2010
18.
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/12/2010
19.
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
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Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/10/2010
20.
I Called Him Magoo
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Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/17/2010
21.
Gumby with a Pokey
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Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Chuck Lorre
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Martin Mull, Ronobir Lahiri, Katherine LaNasa, Ming Na,
Emmanuelle Vaugier, Rachel Cannon, Aja Evans, Magdalena Holland, Rebecca McFarland,
Katy Mixon, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Missi Pyle, Rena Sofer, Nayo K. Wallace, Jennifer C. Sparks
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/24/2010
22.
This Is Not Gonna End Well
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Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
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Director:
Lee Aronsohn
Writer:
Chuck Lorre
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Stacy Keach,
John Amos, Joel McKinnon Miller
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