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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/19/2011
1.
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
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Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Liz Vassey, Jeri Ryan, Missi Pyle, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Katherine La Nasa, Tricia Helfer, John Stamos, Thomas Gibson, Jenna Elfman, Joel Murray, Alexis Krause, Angelique Cabral,
Jenny McCarthy,
Emmanuelle Vaugier,
Martin Mull
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/26/2011
2.
People Who Love Peepholes
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Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/3/2011
3.
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
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Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/10/2011
4.
Nine Magic Fingers
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Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Nueve dedos magicos
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/17/2011
5.
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
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Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/24/2011
6.
The Squat and the Hover
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Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
David Richardson
/ Eddie Gorodetsky
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Guest starring:
Judy Greer, Jane Lynch, Joe Manganiello, Monika Smith, Shon Little, Thompson Howell
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/31/2011
7.
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
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Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Macey Cruthird
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/7/2011
8.
Thank You for the Intercourse
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When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Susan McMartin
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Guest starring:
Rebecca McFarland, Amanda Schull, Taylor Cole, Macey Cruthird
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/14/2011
9.
Frodo's Headshots
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Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
David Richardson
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Gary Busey
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/21/2011
10.
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
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Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Sophie Winkleman
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/5/2011
11.
What a Lovely Landing Strip
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Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Sophie Winkleman
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/12/2011
12.
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
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Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Judy Greer, Mimi Rogers, Sophie Winkleman, Chuck Lacey, Michael Medico
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/2/2012
13.
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
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Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Ashton Kutcher
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Guest starring:
Mimi Rogers, Sophie Winkleman, Chuck Lacey
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/16/2012
14.
A Possum On Chemo
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Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Susan McMartin
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Guest starring:
Sophie Winkleman, Travis Van Winkle
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/6/2012
15.
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
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Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Sophie Winkleman, Matthew Marsden, Sonia Jackson, Hira Ambrosino
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/13/2012
16.
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
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Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/20/2012
17.
Not in My Mouth!
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Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/27/2012
18.
The War Against Gingivitis
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Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Patton Oswalt
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/19/2012
19.
Palmdale, Ech
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Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/9/2012
20.
Grandma's Pie
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Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/16/2012
21.
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
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Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/30/2012
22.
Why We Gave Up Women
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Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Kathy Bates, Talyan Wright, Vernee Watson, Abbie Cobb, Jacqueline Lord, Abby Pivaronas
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/7/2012
23.
The Straw in My Donut Hole
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Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved, on the 200th episode of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, May 7 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jason Alexander (“Seinfeld”) guest stars as Alan’s cardiologist, Dr. Goodman.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Jason Alexander
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/14/2012
24.
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
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Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Patton Oswalt, Richard F. Whiten, Alan Brhan Sapp, Chase Austin, Ryan Heinke
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