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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/18/1988
1.
Life and Stuff
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Roseanne deals with complaints that her daughter Darlene barks in school.
Director:
Ellen Falcon
Writer:
Matt Williams
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Guest starring:
Sal Barone, Judy Prescott, Charlayne Woodard, George Clooney
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/25/1988
2.
We're in the Money
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Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/1/1988
3.
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
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Jackie babysits while Roseanne and Dan go out to a formal restaurant dinner -- at which they see a recently divorced friend.
Director:
Ellen Falcon
Writer:
Lauren Eve Anderson
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Guest starring:
Todd Field, Patricia Gaul, Jamie Leigh Allen
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/22/1988
4.
Language Lessons
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A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about his sister-in-law; Darlene has a bone to pick with D.J.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/29/1988
5.
Radio Days
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A songwriting contest unleashes creativity in Dan and Roseanne, while Booker unleashes uncontrolled impulses in Jackie.
Director:
Ellen Falcon
Writer:
Laurie Gelman
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Guest starring:
Kris Stevens, David Hall, Chris Tucker, George Clooney
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/6/1988
6.
Lovers' Lanes
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Bowling night finds Roseanne checking out Becky's new boyfriend Chip, while Jackie and Booker make a bet with high stakes.
Director:
Ellen Falcon
Writer:
Danny Jacobson
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Guest starring:
Jared Rushton, Neill Ross, Josh C. Williams, George Clooney
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/13/1988
7.
The Memory Game
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Roseanne discovers that Dan had a one-night stand with her high-school nemesis years ago.
Director:
Ellen Falcon
Writer:
Grace McKeaney
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Guest starring:
Steve Vinovich, George Clooney
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/20/1988
8.
Here's to Good Friends
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Roseanne and Jackie help Crystal drown her sorrows over breaking up with her lover by taking her to the Lobo Lounge for a few pink squirrels and a pep talk.
Director:
Ellen Falcon
Writer:
Danny Jacobson
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Guest starring:
Francis Fisher, Angelina Fiordellisi, Nancy Fish, Tobias Andersen, Joseph Michael Cala, John Luke Logan, George Clooney
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/3/1989
9.
Dan's Birthday Bash
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Dan's birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully who picks a fight with Dan at the pool table.
Director:
Ellen Falcon
Writer:
Grace McKeaney
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Guest starring:
William Sadler, Eric Allan Kramer, Nancy Fish, Jared Rushton, Andrea Walters, George Clooney
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/10/1989
10.
Saturday
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Roseanne bets Dan he'll never finish repairing his truck.
Director:
Ellen Falcon
Writer:
David McFadzean
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Guest starring:
William Sadler, Bill Pentland
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/17/1989
11.
Canoga Time
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Dan can't bear to part with the ""junk"" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale; Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card.
Writer:
David McFadzean
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Guest starring:
George Clooney
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/24/1989
12.
The Monday Through Friday Show
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Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can handle.
Director:
Ellen Falcon
Writer:
Danny Jacobson
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Guest starring:
Gary Bayer
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/31/1989
13.
Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
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Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it's cool to smoke.
Director:
Ellen Falcon
Writer:
Laurie Gelman
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Guest starring:
Neill Ross, Josh C. Williams, George Clooney
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/7/1989
14.
Father's Day
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Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan's visiting father pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor.
Writer:
Lauren Eve Anderson
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/14/1989
15.
Nightmare on Oak Street
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Darlene's bad dreams aren't due to the scary movies she's been watching.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/21/1989
16.
Mall Story
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Roseanne takes her reluctant family on a shopping spree at the Lanford mall.
Director:
John Sgueglia
Writer:
Laurie Gelman
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Guest starring:
Jonathan Chapin, Lisa Cloud, Beverly Dixon, Michael Gates, Mary Anne McGarry, Lou Willis
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/28/1989
17.
Becky's Choice
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Becky is eager for the dinner party with Chip and his parents to come to an end.
Director:
John Sgueglia
Writer:
David Jacobson
/ Laurie Gelman
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Guest starring:
Andrea Walters, Robert Harper, Tony Crane, Jared Rushton
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/7/1989
18.
The Slice of Life
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Darlene's emergency appendectormy makes Roseanne anxious and guilty over having yelled at Darlene earlier.
Director:
John Sgueglia
Writer:
David McFadzean
/ Lauren Eve Anderson
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Guest starring:
John Walter Davis, Elya Baskin, Mary Fogarty, Lynne Thigpen, Donna LaBrie
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/14/1989
19.
Workin' Overtime
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After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.
Director:
Ellen Falcon
Writer:
Bill Pentland
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Guest starring:
Royce Wallace, Zoaunne LeRoy, George Clooney
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/28/1989
20.
Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
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As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn't returned from her trip to the market.
Director:
John Sgueglia
Writer:
Grace McKeaney
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Guest starring:
Hal Rale
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/11/1989
21.
Death and Stuff
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During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman drops by -- and then drops dead in the Conner kitchen.
Director:
John Sgueglia
Writer:
Bill Pentland
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Guest starring:
Jeff Corey, Oliver Darrow, Alan David Gelman, Ed Hamilton, J. Patrick McNamara, Lee Garlington
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/2/1989
22.
Dear Mom and Dad
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An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar.
Director:
John Sgueglia
Writer:
Danny Jacobson
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Guest starring:
John Randolph, Bruce Willis
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/2/1989
23.
Let's Call It Quits
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Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory.
Director:
Ellen Falcon
Writer:
Grace McKeaney
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Guest starring:
Michael Earl Reid, Fred Thompson, Charlayne Woodard, George Clooney
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