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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/12/1989
1.
Inherit the Wind
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Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/19/1989
2.
The Little Sister
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Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Joss Whedon
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Guest starring:
Liz Georges
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/26/1989
3.
Guilt by Disassociation
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Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Tom Arnold
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Guest starring:
Harper Roisman, Charlayne Woodard,
Madge Sinclair, Paco Vela, Tom Wright
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/3/1989
4.
Somebody Stole My Gal
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Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/10/1989
5.
House of Grown-Ups
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After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Martin Pasko
/ Rebecca Parr
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Guest starring:
Kevin Dunn, Jack McGee, Jan Munroe
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/24/1989
6.
Five of a Kind
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A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Danny Jacobson
/ Norma Safford Vela
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Guest starring:
Alan Blumenfeld, Jenny Lewis, Cleavant Derricks, Robert Miranda, John Marshall Jones
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/31/1989
7.
BOO!
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The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Norma Safford Vela
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Guest starring:
Luke Edwards, David Wohl
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/7/1989
8.
Sweet Dreams
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Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Danny Jacobson
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Guest starring:
Stephen Dorff, Bert Parks, Andrea Walters, Rebecca Schull, Nancy Fish, Brett Baxter Clark, Charles Wahlheim, Charlayne Woodard
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/21/1989
9.
We Gather Together
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On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Danny Jacobson
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Guest starring:
Ann Wedgeworth, J.J. Johnston,
Stephen Dorff, Luke Edwards, John Randolph
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/28/1989
10.
Brain-Dead Poets Society
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Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Joss Whedon
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Guest starring:
Troy Slaten, Eda Zahl
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/5/1989
11.
Lobocop
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When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Tom Arnold
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Guest starring:
Dabbs Greer, Liz Georges, Mark Carlton, Janet Rotblatt, Jeff Garlin
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/12/1989
12.
No Talking
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Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
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Writer:
Norma Safford Vela
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/2/1990
13.
Chicken Hearts
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Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Joss Whedon
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Guest starring:
Justin Dana, Glenn Shadix, Sonia Curtis, Peter Smith, Christian Jacobs
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/9/1990
14.
One for the Road
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When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play – with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Sheree Guitar
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Guest starring:
Dee Dee Rescher, Lindsay Fisher
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/23/1990
15.
An Officer and a Gentleman
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When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
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Writer:
Norma Safford Vela
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/30/1990
16.
Born to Be Wild
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Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Joss Whedon
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Guest starring:
Jay O. Sanders
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/6/1990
17.
Hair
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Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Joss Whedon
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Guest starring:
Elizabeth Franz, Lori Tan Chinn, Nancy Lenehan, Melora Walters, Debra Mooney
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/13/1990
18.
I'm Hungry
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Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Danny Jacobson
/ Norma Safford Vela
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Guest starring:
Elizabeth Franz, Lori Tan Chinn, Judith Heinz, Melora Walters, Natalie Strauss, Debra Mooney
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/20/1990
19.
All of Me (1)
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Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Danny Jacobson
/ Norma Safford Vela
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Guest starring:
Brian Kerwin
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/27/1990
20.
To Tell the Truth (2)
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Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
David Jacobson
/ Norma Safford Vela
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Guest starring:
Brian Kerwin
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/20/1990
21.
Fender Bender
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Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Bill Gerber
/ Penelope Sheeris
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Guest starring:
Lori Tan Chinn, Melora Walters, Debra Mooney, Stephen Root
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/10/1990
22.
April Fool's Day
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On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Steve Paymer
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Guest starring:
Andy Chapman, Mark Lowenthal, Judy Kain, Monty Hoffman, Rick Hall, Jodi Long, Stephen Prutting, Joe Grifasi
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/1/1990
23.
Fathers and Daughters
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In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
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Director:
John Pasquin
Writer:
Joss Whedon
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Guest starring:
Lindsay Fisher
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/8/1990
24.
Happy Birthday
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Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.
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Writer:
Geraldine Barr
/ Maxine Epstein
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