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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/9/1995
1.
Nine is Enough
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Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing. Jackie moves out when Fred accuses her of smothering the baby; and Roseanne reveals that she has not caught Mark's flu.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
/ Rob Ulin
Writer:
Pat Bullard
/ Stevie Ray Fromstein
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Guest starring:
Travis Weaver
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/10/1995
2.
Two for One
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Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/11/1995
3.
Snoop Davey Dave
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Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/14/1995
4.
Girl Talk
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Dan, Mark and Fred indulge in a little ""girl talk"" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the men's sexual preferences – and disfunctions.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Miriam Trogdon
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Guest starring:
Ellis E. Williams
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/15/1995
5.
Sleeper
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David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J. tells Mark, who tries to beat up David; then David confesses the dream was really about Roseanne.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/16/1995
6.
Skeleton in the Closet
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Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soirée with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred – intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bev's hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
/ Lois Bromfield
Writer:
Lawrence Broch
/ William Lucas Walker
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Guest starring:
Bob Nickman, Alec Mapa, Jazzmun
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/17/1995
7.
Follow the Son
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D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy -- who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/18/1995
8.
Punch and Jimmy
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An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about; meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J. is being beaten up by a bully, and taking it out on David.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
David Raether
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Guest starring:
Danny Masterson
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/21/1995
9.
White Men Can't Kiss
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D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.
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Guest starring:
Rae'Ven Larrymore-Kelly, Michael Traeger, Justin Isfeld, Lewis Dix Jr., Lisa Banes
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/22/1995
10.
Thanksgiving '94
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Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Miriam Trogdon
/ Lois Bromfield
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Guest starring:
Frank Smith, Joyce Guy
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/23/1995
11.
Maybe Baby
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Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision -- one she believes is hers alone to make.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Matt Berry
/ Ed Yeager
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Guest starring:
Tom Amandes
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/24/1995
12.
The Parenting Trap
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Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school; meanwhile, to Roseanne's horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David's dimwitted new girlfriend.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Sid Youngers
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Guest starring:
Cynthia Orthal, Neil Conrad, Lisa Rieffel
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/25/1995
13.
Rear Window
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The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan's bedroom. Meanwhile, Mark is so convinced that he is losing Becky to David that he asks Darlene for help.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Michael Borkow
/ Danny Zuker
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Guest starring:
Jean Speegle Howard, Jack Murdock
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/28/1995
14.
My Name is Bev
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After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolve of sobriety on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan's keg party.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Bob Nickman
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Guest starring:
David Dunard, Romy Rosemont, Carlease Burke
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/29/1995
15.
Bed and Bored
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Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/30/1995
16.
Sisters
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Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/31/1995
17.
Lost Youth
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Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Pat Bullard
/ Stevie Ray Fromstein
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Guest starring:
Traci Lords
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/3/1995
18.
Single Married Female
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In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/4/1995
19.
The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)
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Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via his crystal ball; in the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a psychiatrist.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
/ Rob Ulin
Writer:
Rob Ulin
/ Perry Dance
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Guest starring:
Zoe Perry, Eric Christmas
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/5/1995
20.
The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)
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The ""Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon"" visits Roseanne.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
/ Rob Ulin
Writer:
Rob Ulin
/ Perry Dance
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Guest starring:
June Lockhart, Alley Mills, Barbara Billingsley, Pat Crowley, Isabel Sanford
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/6/1995
21.
Husbands and Wives
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Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/7/1995
22.
Happy Trailers
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Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance. Meanwhile, a tipsy neighbor drops by to put out the trailer park welcome mat.
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Director:
Mark K. Samuels
Writer:
Tim Doyle
/ Sid Youngers
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Guest starring:
Sharon Stone
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/10/1995
23.
The Blaming of the Shrew
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Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit a therapist to save their marriage.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Lawrence Broch
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Guest starring:
Ashley Johnson, Ellen DeGeneres
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/11/1995
24.
The Birds and the Frozen Bees
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Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she doesn't take her mom's advice and act fast.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/12/1995
25.
Couch Potatoes
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Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.
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Director:
Mark K. Samuels
Writer:
Eric Gilliland
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Guest starring:
Michael Mantell
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/13/1995
26.
Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
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A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure. Dan becomes the Skipper, Leon becomes Mr Howell, Bev becomes Mrs Howell, Jackie becomes Gilligan, Darlene becomes Maryanne, and Roseanne becomes Ginger.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
William Lucas Walker
/ Allan Stephan
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Guest starring:
Russell Johnson, Tina Louise, Bob Denver, Dawn Wells, Sherwood Schwartz
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