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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/5/1995
1.
Two Down, One to Go
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Roseanne is suffering from empty-nest syndrome as Darlene heads for school. But after Darlene gets settled into her dorm, the two have a revealing mother-daughter chat, and Roseanne returns home with a plan.
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Writer:
Amy Sherman-Palladino
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/6/1995
2.
The Mommy's Curse
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Brutally honest Roseanne suffers the consequences after telling Bev that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box. Meanwhile, Jackie jumps back into the dating arena.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/7/1995
3.
Party Politics
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Roseanne attempts to enlist Darlene's aid in taming a rebellious D.J., while scheming to reunite her with David.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/10/1995
4.
A Stash from the Past
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Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work, while Roseanne lectures David for getting high after she finds a stash of pot in the house -- then realizes it is hers from decades ago.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/11/1995
5.
Be My Baby
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After months of trying to get pregnant, Roseanne learns that Jackie is expecting -- and Fred is the unknowing father.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/12/1995
6.
Halloween V
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Hallowe'en at the diner becomes complicated when Nancy complains that Dan doesn't like her, and Roseanne discovers that Darlene and David are each dating others.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Betsy Borns
/ Miriam Trogdon
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Guest starring:
Miriam Parish, Rob Elk, Joe Keyes, Audie MacDonald
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/13/1995
7.
Homeward Bound
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Darlene visits, making David realize how much he misses her; Roseanne urges Dan to have a man-to-man chat with D. J. after they discover he's been spending too much time behind locked doors.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/14/1995
8.
Guilt by Imagination
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Dan has a hard time concealing the fact that he had lunch with an old flame.
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Director:
Philip Charles MacKenzie
/ Lois Bromfield
Writer:
Pat Bullard
/ Stevie Ray Fromstein
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Guest starring:
Vicki Lawrence, Fabio
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/7/1995
9.
Homecoming
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Becky and Mark return home for Dan's high school football team's 20th anniversary party. It soon becomes apparent that there's trouble in paradise, so Roseanne schemes to break them up.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Sid Youngers
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Guest starring:
Mike Pniewski
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/18/1995
10.
Thanksgiving '93
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The Connors' dysfunctional-family Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark duking it out, and an absent-minded Nana Mary revealing Bev's secret about her marriage.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/19/1995
11.
The Driver's Seat
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Leon convinces Jackie and Nancy to open the restaurant for breakfast, causing Roseanne to fear he is planning to force her out. Roseanne's car is stolen -- by DJ, and her violent reaction frightens her that she may repeat the pattern of her own abuse as a child, while Dan blames her anger on work stress.
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Director:
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Writer:
James Berg
/ Stan Zimmerman
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Guest starring:
Joe Minjares, Benjamin Thomas, Alex Cole, Bill Bauer, John Farley, Yvonne Zima, Victoria Edwards
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/20/1995
12.
White Trash Christmas
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Roseanne and Dan snub the neighborhood association by putting up gaudy Xmas decorations, and become furious with Becky when she gives the cheque they have given her for college to Mark and takes a job as a waitress in a tacky bar.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/21/1995
13.
Suck Up or Shut Up
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Roseanne joins a women's club in hopes of establishing useful contacts, leaving DJ high and dry with a weird classmate whose mother also belongs; meanwhile Mark drops a bombshell on Becky when Dan discovers that he has dropped out of school.
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Director:
Philip Charles MacKenzie
/ Amy Morland
Writer:
Betsy Borns
/ Mike Gandolfi
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Guest starring:
Selma Archerd, Anthony Geary, Genie Francis, Florence Henderson, Jim Turner
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/24/1995
14.
Busted
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Dan and Roseanne try to talk Mark into coming back to Becky; meanwhile, Roseanne finds out that David is living with Darlene and heads for Chicago to confront them.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/25/1995
15.
David vs. Goliath
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Guilt and Roseanne's slavedriving push David to confess to Dan that he was living with Darlene in Chicago, and Dan throws him out; Jackie refuses to take money for the baby from Fred; Roseanne and Becky try to pressure Dan to hire Mark.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/26/1995
16.
Everyone Comes to Jackie's
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Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
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Writer:
Betsy Borns
/ Mike Gandolfi
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/27/1995
17.
Don't Make Room for Daddy
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Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child; Mark and D.J. tease David for being unmanly.
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Director:
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Writer:
Kevin Abbott
/ Stevie Ray Fromstein
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Guest starring:
Victoria Edwards, Joe Keyes, Rob Elk, Tim McTigue
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/28/1995
18.
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
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Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar, until Nancy's new girlfriend plants a disturbing kiss on her; meanwhile, back home, Becky's old flame gives Mark reason to distrust Becky.
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Director:
Philip Charles MacKenzie
/ Michael Borkow
Writer:
James Berg
/ Stan Zimmerman
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Guest starring:
Mariel Hemingway, David Allan Donah, Laura Kightlinger, Joanna K. Liebler, Lois Bromfield
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/31/1995
19.
Labor Day
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Jackie is due to give birth, and has to choose between Fred and Roseanne to accompany her to the delivery room.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/1/1995
20.
Past Imperfect
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When Dan's father misses an alimony payment, Dan and Roseanne argue about covering it; meanwhile, Fred becomes concerned about Jackie's sexual past.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/2/1995
21.
Lies My Father Told Me
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Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/3/1995
22.
I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
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Darlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after to school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time about morals when she accepts a mistaken delivery of a second stove at the diner.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/4/1995
23.
Body by Jake
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Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home, blaming Dan for not safeproofing her shower; then Roseanne discovers that it happened while Bev and Jake were having sex.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/7/1995
24.
Isn't It Romantic?
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Fred asks Roseanne how to propose to Jackie, then uses hints from Jackie's favourite soap opera; an enraged Roseanne demands romance from Dan, then turns to fantasy; Mark and David struggle with the concepts of feminism.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Timothy Schlattmann
/ Leif Sandaas
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Guest starring:
Clint Ritchie, Robert Woods, John Loprieno
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
8/8/1995
25.
Altar Egos
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Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about their marriage. Fred is having what Dan calls""the moment of clarity"" – a case of the jitters that affects some men just before the big day. But what's really bothering Fred is his belief that Jackie has feelings for someone she sees almost every day and whom she is always ""asking to come over and fix stuff"" – none other than Dan.
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Director:
Mark K. Samuels
Writer:
Eric Gilliland
/ Rob Ulin
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Guest starring:
David Feldman
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