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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/19/2005
1.
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
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After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/26/2005
2.
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
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Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/3/2005
3.
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
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Charlie finds out that Alan hasn't been dating other women, but infact has been seeing is ex-wife. To keep Jake from finding out, Alan tells Charlie not to tell him because he doesn't want Jake to get his hopes up. Charlie then tries everything he can to
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/10/2005
4.
Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs
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Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/17/2005
5.
We Called It Mr. Pinky
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Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/24/2005
6.
Hi, Mr. Horned One
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Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/7/2005
7.
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
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Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Don Foster
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Guest starring:
Martin Sheen
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/14/2005
8.
That Voodoo That I Do Do
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Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/21/2005
9.
Madame and Her Special Friend
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One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
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Director:
Asaad Kelada
Writer:
Jeff Abugov
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/28/2005
10.
Something Salted and Twisted
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Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
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Director:
Rob Schiller
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/19/2005
11.
Santa's Village of the Damned
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Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
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Director:
Rob Schiller
Writer:
Don Foster
/ Susan Beavers
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Guest starring:
Josie Davis
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/9/2006
12.
That Special Tug
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Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
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Director:
Rob Schiller
Writer:
Don Foster
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Jane Lynch, Andrea Bendewald, Kelley West,
Valerie Azlynn
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/23/2006
13.
Humiliation is a Visual Medium
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Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
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Director:
Rob Schiller
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Mark Roberts (X)
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/6/2006
14.
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
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Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/27/2006
15.
My Tongue is Meat
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Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Lee Aronsohn
/ Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Jackie Debatin, J.D. Walsh
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/6/2006
16.
Ergo, The Booty Call
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Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Don Foster
/ Susan Beavers
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Guest starring:
Alitzah, Brian Thomas Smith, Susse Budde, Hugh Holub, Terry Shusta, J.D. Walsh
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/13/2006
17.
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
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Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Mark Roberts (X)
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Guest starring:
Danielle Lewis, Dionne Hudson, Theresa Adams,
Robert Clotworthy, J.D. Walsh, Jon Lovitz, Loren Lester
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/20/2006
18.
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
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Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Lee Aronsohn
/ Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
John Mendoza
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/10/2006
19.
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
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Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Mark Roberts (X)
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Guest starring:
Diane Delano, Gail O'Grady
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/24/2006
20.
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
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Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Don Foster
/ Susan Beavers
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Guest starring:
Kevin Sorbo, Gail O'Grady
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/1/2006
21.
And the Plot Moistens
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Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.
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Director:
Jerry Zaks
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Julia Campbell
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/9/2006
22.
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
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A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.
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Director:
Lee Aronsohn
Writer:
Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Stephanie Brown, Ralph Cole Jr.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/15/2006
23.
Arguments for the Quickie
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Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/22/2006
24.
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
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Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.
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