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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/18/2006
1.
Working for Caligula
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Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Lee Aronsohn
/ Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Marisa Tayui, Mia Kelly, Katie Weaver, Sandra McCoy
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/25/2006
2.
Who's Vod Kanockers
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Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Don Foster
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Guest starring:
Natalie Denise Sperl, Steven Tyler
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/2/2006
3.
The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
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Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/9/2006
4.
A Pot Smoking Monkey
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Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Bill Prady
/ Maria Espada Pearce
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Guest starring:
Michael Patrick McGill, Andr Ware, Christopher Neiman
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/16/2006
5.
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
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Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Don Foster
/ Susan Beavers
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Guest starring:
Ireesha
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/23/2006
6.
Apologies for the Frivolity
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Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Don Foster
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Brandon Killham, Andy Pessoa, Katherine La Nasa
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/6/2006
7.
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
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Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Sara Rue, Julianne Grossman, Treisa Gary, Andy Mackenzie
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/13/2006
8.
Release the Dogs
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Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Lee Aronsohn
/ Susan Beavers
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Guest starring:
Shane Woodson, Stefan Umstead, Bruno Amato, Larry Cedar, John Pirruccello, Kelly King, Melanie Abramoff, Jane Lynch
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/20/2006
9.
Corey's Been Dead For an Hour
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Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Don Foster
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Brendan Patrick Conner, Shon Little, Kevin Knight, Rachel Cannon, Danielle Bisutti
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/27/2006
10.
Kissing Abe Lincoln
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Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Katherine La Nasa, Christopher T. Wood, Carrie Stevens
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/11/2006
11.
Walnuts and Demerol
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Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Lee Aronsohn
/ Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Susan Sullivan, Jessica Collins
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/8/2007
12.
Castrating Sheep in Montana
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Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Marco Sanchez, Sara Rue
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/22/2007
13.
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
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Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Lee Aronsohn
/ Susan Beavers
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Guest starring:
Sab Shimono
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/5/2007
14.
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
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Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/12/2007
15.
My Damn Stalker
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Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.
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Director:
James Widdoes
Writer:
Mark Roberts
/ Eddie Gorodetsky
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Guest starring:
Lauren Rose Lewis, Andrea Lynn Silvers, Rebecca McFarland, Allison Janney
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/19/2007
16.
Young People Have Phlegm Too
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Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Morgan Fairchild, Brooke D'Orsay, Molly Morgan, Lamont Thompson, Kris Iyer
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/26/2007
17.
I Merely Slept With a Commie
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After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Don Foster
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Lee Garlington, Austin Lee, Tony Tripoli, Wayne Wilderson
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/19/2007
18.
It Never Rains in Hooterville
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Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.
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Director:
Gary Halvorson
Writer:
Mark Roberts
/ Don Foster
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Guest starring:
Frankie Jay Allison, Ben Hermes
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/9/2007
19.
Smooth as a Ken Doll
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Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/16/2007
20.
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
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Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
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Director:
Jerry Zaks
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Jim Patterson
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Guest starring:
Avner Garbi, Bob Rumnock, Diedre Lovejoy,
Judy Greer
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/23/2007
21.
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
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Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.
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Director:
Jerry Zaks
Writer:
Mark Roberts
/ Don Foster
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Guest starring:
Jane Lynch (Dr. Freeman), Kay Panabaker (Sophie), Matt Roth (Greg)
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/30/2007
22.
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
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Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.
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Director:
Jon Cryer
Writer:
Don Foster
/ Lee Aronsohn
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Guest starring:
Doug Mitchell, Andrea Savage, Joel Murray
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/7/2007
23.
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
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Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.
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Director:
Lee Aronsohn
Writer:
Lee Aronsohn
/ Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Enrique Iglesias (Fernando), Rachel Cannon (Chloe)
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/14/2007
24.
Prostitutes and Gelato
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Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'
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Director:
Ted Wass
Writer:
Eddie Gorodetsky
/ Susan Beavers
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Guest starring:
Robert Wagner
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