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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/18/1990
1.
The Test
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Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/25/1990
2.
Friends and Relatives
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Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Don Maxwell
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/2/1990
3.
Like, a Virgin
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Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky ""the talk"" – unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Brad Isaacs
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Guest starring:
Matt Norero, Brian Kerwin
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/9/1990
4.
Like, a New Job
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Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
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Director:
John Whitesell
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Guest starring:
Katsy Chappell, Lindsay Fisher, Alyson Hannigan, Gina Kaufman, Parker Whitman, Greta Brown, Jack McLaine, Johnny Sunset
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/15/1990
5.
Goodbye, Mr. Right
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After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under DJ's bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Bruce Graham
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Guest starring:
Louisa Abernathy, Brian Kerwin
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/23/1990
6.
Becky, Beds and Boys
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Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Jennifer Heath
/ Amy Sherman-Palladino
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Guest starring:
Oz Tortora
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/30/1990
7.
Trick or Treat
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Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
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Director:
John Whitesell
/ Chuck Lorre
Writer:
Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Guy Boyd, Robert Miranda, Steve Carlisle, Don Maxwell, Duane Whitaker, Michael Leopard, R. Lee Telford, Delana Michaels, Ken Kells
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/6/1990
8.
PMS, I Love You
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Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Tom Arnold
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Guest starring:
Stevie Sterling
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/13/1990
9.
Bird is the Word
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Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo – which makes her suddenly popular at school – but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Don Foster
/ Joel Madison
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Guest starring:
Dann Florek, Judith Jordan
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/27/1990
10.
Dream Lover
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Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Ritch Shydner, Patrika Darbo
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/4/1990
11.
Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
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Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel – and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Brian LaPan
/ David A. Caplan
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Guest starring:
Phil Buckman, Jay Byron
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/12/1990
12.
Confessions
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An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/8/1991
13.
The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
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Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
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Director:
John Whitesell
/ Bob Myer
Writer:
Don Foster
/ Joel Madison
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Guest starring:
Stephen Wesley Bridgewater, D'Anne Avner
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/15/1991
14.
The Wedding
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Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Jeff Abugov
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Guest starring:
Don Took, Marla Fries, Lynn Ann Leveridge
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/22/1991
15.
Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
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Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Jennifer Heath
/ Amy Sherman-Palladino
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Guest starring:
Timothy Carhart
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/5/1991
16.
Home-Ec
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Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Mark Lloyd Rappaport
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Guest starring:
Vic Polizos, Marilyn Rockafellow, David Greenlee, Yunoka Doyle, Jenny Beck, Cynthia Marie King,
Leonardo DiCaprio
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/12/1991
17.
Valentine's Day
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Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Bob Myer
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Guest starring:
Gracie Harrison, Tristan Tait, Judy Gold, Molly David, Tobey Maguire
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/19/1991
18.
Communicable Theater
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Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Jennifer Heath
/ Amy Sherman-Palladino
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Guest starring:
Jack Blessing, Robert Clohessy, John David Conti, Bradley Mott
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/26/1991
19.
Vegas Interruptus
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Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
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Director:
John Whitesell
/ Bob Myer
Writer:
Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Tristan Tait, David Lascher, Annie Abbott, Susan Quick, Gary McGurk, Rachel Hunt, Allen Covert, Rick Spector, Nick Toth
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/12/1991
20.
Her Boyfriend's Back
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Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcyle against his orders.
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Writer:
Brad Isaacs
/ Maxine Lapiduss
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/26/1991
21.
Troubles with the Rubbles
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The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Joel Madison
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Guest starring:
Meagen Fay, Danton Stone, Troy Davidson
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/2/1991
22.
Second Time Around
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Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Maxine Lapiduss
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Guest starring:
Eileen Davis, Bonnie Urseth
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/30/1991
23.
Dances with Darlene
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Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she's rather attact attention for her softball skills.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Brad Isaacs
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Guest starring:
Amy Aquino, Michael Des Barres
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/7/1991
24.
Scenes from a Barbecue
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The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
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Director:
John Whitesell
Writer:
Chuck Lorre
/ Bob Myer
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Guest starring:
JoJo Smollett Jr.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/14/1991
25.
The Pied Piper of Lanford
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Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.
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