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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/17/1991
1.
A Bitter Pill to Swallow
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Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Jennifer Heath
/ Amy Sherman-Palladino
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Guest starring:
Deborah G. D'Alton
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
9/24/1991
2.
Take My Bike ... Please!
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Roseanne and Dan open up shop at Lanford Custom Cycle, but selling a bike proves an exhausting challenge, as does keeping the household fine-tuned with Becky in charge.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Bob Myer
/ Mark Rosewater
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Guest starring:
Dan Butler
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/1/1991
3.
Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
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Jackie awakens and is horrified to find that she has slept with Arnie; Dan invites Leon home for the weekly poker game; DJ trades his comics for a dog.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Jared Seide
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/8/1991
4.
Darlene Fades to Black
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Darlene slips into a depressive state, wanting to wear only black, watch TV and be left alone; Becky wants a motorcycle.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
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Guest starring:
Scott Burkholder, Walter Jacobson
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/15/1991
5.
Tolerate Thy Neighbor
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Roseanne's new neighbors the Bowmans are burgled while they are out of town -- and hold Roseanne responsible.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Maxine Lapiduss
/ Martin Mull
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Guest starring:
Carl Franklin, Meagen Fay, Danton Stone, Bob Hope, Michael Des Barres
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
10/21/1991
6.
Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
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Roseanne is convinced that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for the Hallowe'en prank she played on her; Jackie flirts with a moose at the Lodge costume party only to discover that it's former boyfriend Booker (in his last appearance).
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Amy Sherman-Palladino
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Guest starring:
Meagen Fay
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/5/1991
7.
Vegas (1)
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Arnie decides to wed Nancy in Las Vegas, inviting Dan and Roseanne to stand up for them.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Don Foster
/ Sid Youngers
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Guest starring:
Lois Bromfield, Dom Angelo
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/12/1991
8.
Vegas, Vegas (2)
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The Conners risk getting thrown out of a Vegas nightclub, and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Joel Madison
/ Mark Rosewater
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Guest starring:
Frankie DeAngelo, Lance Davis, Michael Hoover, Danny Gans, Ralph Saldutti, Wayne Newton
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/19/1991
9.
Stressed to Kill
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Becky gets into hot water for helping Darlene with a school assignment; trying to stop smoking cold-turkey has Roseanne frazzled, as does working two jobs.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Chuck Lorre
/ Maxine Lapiduss
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Guest starring:
Stephen Lee, Tony Edwards
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
11/26/1991
10.
Thanksgiving '91
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Thanksgiving brings four generations together to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/3/1991
11.
Kansas City, Here We Come
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Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress; Dan intends to beat up Becky's obnoxious boss.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Jennifer Heath
/ Don Foster
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Guest starring:
Joshua Rifkind, Kay Arnold
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
12/24/1991
12.
Santa Claus
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Roseanne talks Leon into letting her play Santa Claus at the mall -- and hears something she wishes she hadn't from one of the kids' mothers, who turns out to be Darlene's new friend and confidante.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Barry Vigon
/ Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Lee Garlington, Walter Jacobson, Stephen Taylor Knot
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/7/1992
13.
Bingo
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It is Crystal's choice to choose where the gals' night out will be. Crystal chooses bingo and they all hate it. After Roseanne wins $50 playing bingo, she gets hooked on it. Becky and Darlene baby-sit Little Ed, but when Dan comes home its D.J. and Dan that end up taking care of the baby. Roseanne and Crystal get into i fight, but at the end they make up and Roseanne learn that Crystal is pregnant again.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Tom Arnold
/ Joel Madison
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Guest starring:
Edie McClurg, David Sage, Lou Hancock, Mitzi McCall
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
1/21/1992
14.
The Bowling Show
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When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie's new friendship with Nancy.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Don Foster
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Guest starring:
Paul Eisenhauer, David Crosby, Michael Dempsey,
Johnny Galecki
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/4/1992
15.
The Back Story
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After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev arrives to help out -- and to spoil her grandchildren.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/11/1992
16.
Less is More
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A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo breast reduction surgery for her back problems.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Amy Sherman-Palladino
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Guest starring:
Walter Jacobson, Michael Bryan French, Nigel Gibbs, Susan Krebs, Neil Patrick Harris
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/18/1992
17.
Breakin' Up is Hard to Do
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Roseanne and Dan breathe a sigh of relief when Becky breaks up with Mark.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Jennifer Heath
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Guest starring:
David Allan Donah
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
2/25/1992
18.
This Old House
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On a last visit to their childhood home, Roseanne and Jackie recall their adolescent years, causing Roseanne to reconsider a punishment for Darlene, who skipped school with David to attend a comic-book convention in Chicago.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/3/1992
19.
The Commercial Show
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The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Leon and Steven break up, and the Bowmans move back to Chicago.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Chuck Lorre
/ Maxine Lapiduss
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Guest starring:
Rick Dees, Sip Culler, Meagen Fay, Danton Stone, Troy Davidson, Adam Hendershott
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/17/1992
20.
Therapy
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Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist after she chooses the ideal man for Jackie -- dull tax accountant Art; Darlene mouths off once too often about a female school bully.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Joel Madison
/ Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Rhondi Reed, Gil Montie, Dan Butler
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/24/1992
21.
Lies
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Roseanne freaks out when she learns that Rodbell's employees must take a lie detector test to find out who has been stealing from the restaurant; Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice about her beau.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Don Foster
/ Sid Youngers
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Guest starring:
Walter Jacobson, Richard Riehle
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
3/31/1992
22.
Deliverance
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A pregnant Crystal snaps at everyone in sight, then goes into labour with Dan coaching her in the delivery room; Roseanne and Bonnie feud over who should replace Leon as the new manager of the coffee shop; and Darlene delivers a message to David to quit crowding her.
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Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Joel Madison
/ Chuck Lorre
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Guest starring:
Maureen Kelly
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
4/28/1992
23.
Secrets
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Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne about the boy's drunken, reckless evening at the Lobo Lounge to cover both their tracks.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Laurence H. Levy
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Guest starring:
Michael Dempsey, Don Maxwell, Jimmy Staszkiel, Dan Butler
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/5/1992
24.
Don't Make Me Over
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The girls take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day in hopes of convincing her to let them attend a weekend rock concert.
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
/ Sara Gilbert
Writer:
Maxine Lapiduss
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Guest starring:
Dawn Davis, Jaime Capone
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/12/1992
25.
Aliens
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As the luncheonette closes and the bike shop folds, D.J.'s scholastic achievement is the only light on the Conners' dim horizon. (Coda: an ice-cream fight in the Conner kitchen; Arnie is abducted by aliens)
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Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Joel Madison
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Guest starring:
Mark Blum, Anne Gee Byrd, Taylor Fry, Joey Simmrin, Clint Allmon, Steve Kramer, Jeff Heston
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