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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/30/1995
1.
Terms of Estrangement (1)
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Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Sy Dukane
/ Denise Moss
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Guest starring:
Carl Franklin, Don Keith Opper, Max Brooks
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
5/31/1995
2.
Terms of Estrangement (2)
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Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Rob Ulin
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Guest starring:
Don Keith Opper, Carl Franklin, Max Brooks
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/1/1995
3.
The Dark Ages
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The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.
Writer:
Eric Gilliland
/ Mike Gandolfi
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/2/1995
4.
Mommy Nearest
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Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect but much, much younger man.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Monica Piper
/ Janice Jordan
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Guest starring:
Riff Regan
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/6/1995
5.
Pretty in Black
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Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.
Writer:
Amy Sherman-Palladino
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/7/1995
6.
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
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Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Eileen Heisler
/ DeAnn Heline
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Guest starring:
Judith Hoag, Thomas Kopache
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/8/1995
7.
Halloween IV
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Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Rob Ulin
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Guest starring:
Lee Arenberg, Katie Bell, Zoe Perry, Abraham Benrubi, Mario Roccuzzo, Garry Bullock, Krystee Clark, Sara Rue,
Estelle Parsons
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/9/1995
8.
Ladies' Choice
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Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement centre, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Betsy Borns
/ David Raether
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Guest starring:
Belita Moreno, Morgan Fairchild
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/12/1995
9.
Stand on Your Man
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The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Sy Dukane
/ Denise Moss
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Guest starring:
Terri Treas, Doug Feiger, Clinton Allmon, Jeff Heston, Morgan Fairchild, Albert Potash, Annette Washington, Joe Keyes, Steve Jones, James Lew
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/13/1995
10.
Good Girls, Bad Girls
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Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Amy Sherman-Palladino
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Guest starring:
Randall Slavin, Michael Paul
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/14/1995
11.
Of Ice and Men
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D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Norm MacDonald
/ Robert Borden
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Guest starring:
Debra D'Amato
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/15/1995
12.
It's No Place like Home for the Holidays
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A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Eric Gilliland
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Guest starring:
Morgan Fairchild, Sarah Rayne, Sally Kirkland, Clara Bryant
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/16/1995
13.
Crime and Punishment (1)
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Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Bruce Rasmussen
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Guest starring:
Doug Feiger, Mark Ballou, Brice Beckham, Jeremy Roberts, Nicky Corello, Ed Begley Jr., Colleen Camp
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/19/1995
14.
War and Peace (2)
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Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Eileen Heisler
/ DeAnn Heline
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Guest starring:
Alex Cole, Jake McLaine, Lanyard Williams, Lenny Goldsmith, John Luke Logan
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/20/1995
15.
Lanford Daze
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Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Amy Sherman-Palladino
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Guest starring:
Joe Minjares, Ahmad Stoner, Joe Keyes, John Christian Graas, Robin Greer, Loretta Lynn
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/21/1995
16.
Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home
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The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanny angry -- and sharing a drink with the ""other woman"" in his life.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Amy Sherman-Palladino
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Guest starring:
Kay Arnold, Lenny Wolpe
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/22/1995
17.
First Cousin, Twice Removed
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A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Janice Jordan
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Guest starring:
Joan Collins, Ahmad Stoner, Kevin Dunigan
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/23/1995
18.
Lose a Job, Winnebago
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The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Norm MacDonald
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Guest starring:
Blake Clark, Stevie Ray Fromstein,
Tom Arnold
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/26/1995
19.
It's a Boy!
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Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend David to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Rob Ulin
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Guest starring:
Sally Kirkland
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/27/1995
20.
It was Twenty Years Ago Today
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For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Betsy Borns
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Guest starring:
Bill Maher, Peter Jason, Robert Machray
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/28/1995
21.
Playing with Matches
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Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Robert Borden
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Guest starring:
Red Buttons
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/29/1995
22.
Promises, Promises
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Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.
Director:
Andrew D. Weyman
Writer:
Mike Gandolfi
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Guest starring:
Doug Feiger, Tim Curry
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
6/30/1995
23.
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
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Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner Roger skips town.
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/3/1995
24.
Tooth or Consequences
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Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school – but David is rejected.
Director:
Gail Mancuso
Writer:
Leslie Reider
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Guest starring:
Phil Leeds, Bob Odenkirk
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Seen it: Yes
30 mins
7/4/1995
25.
Daughters and Other Strangers
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Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.
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